if you like me you must not know who I am
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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