At least make sure they are 18
Why
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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