dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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