you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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