Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
