A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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