I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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