your parents love me but you hate me
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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