they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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