Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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