Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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