David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I have feelings that need drinking.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm having to shit out rocks
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