"it" just moved
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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