physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Randomize
