People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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