Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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