He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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