I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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