we were pretty classy up until the second keg
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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