Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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