I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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