i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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