But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Where is the hickey?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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