Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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