THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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