Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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