After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
