But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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