Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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