Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm getting married
To pizza
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
