fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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