i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Randomize
