i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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