I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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