420 ftw
I need help removing her.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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