Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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