at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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