we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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