ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I think I just sharted jello shots
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