Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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