It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
PANTIES FOUND
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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