well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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