do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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