no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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