i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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