i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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