Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
