She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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