Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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