I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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