Its about making memories worth repressing
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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