How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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