Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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