we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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