i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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