Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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