grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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